now you can.
God, I’m amazing.
August 8, 2010
October 27, 2009
WISHLIST MADNESS Crossposted from The GREED BLOG
Danish loser inspired me with his obediently sent MODCLOTH GC. We’ll see if modcloth has their heads up their butts like zappos did or if this will work well. If it does I’ll be making EVERYONE get modcloth GC’s until I feel outfitted enough.
My size is changing for the much smaller again, and so I’ll be needing things not to slide off my ass.
More MODCLOTH want items, each item is linked to its info – yum!
I’m utterly in love with the betsey johnson dress and the red gloves- totally not warm enough but it’s too early in the year to give a shit.
Get me greendot, or MODCLOTH gift certificates, so I can shop till YOU drop.
Sadly, Modcloth doesn’t do it for me much on bags, but I love the Uffizi.
God, I love this. My 1920′s fetish thrills to this dress, the color is Yum.
September 25, 2009
WORSHIP ME
SPOILING ME = YOUR DESTINY
I’m a haughty, spoiled, totally abusive and self-absorbed bitch. That’s why you fucking LOVE me.
So point your LOVE the only direction it belongs. Shower me in luxury, prezzies, every little thing I want. NOW – you dribbling douchebag.
The following are acceptable to start. DO NOT send me VS or Fredericks, puke. Save that for some trailer park cam ho or your pig wife. Do not send me some stinky 25 bucks I can’t actually shop with, retard. This isn’t rocket science.
Maybe you’ll recognize your weakness and addiction.
make GC’s to: M. STERN
EMAIL ADDRESS: spoilarealgoddess@gmail.com
that’s ALL you need to know about me to shower me with gifts.
The Little Flirt Lingerie E-Certificate
The only bath and body good enough
Morgana Femme Couture corsetry
Divine!
Neiman Marcus online gift certificates
Blahniks Schmaniks.
September 15, 2009
PHONE DOMINATION OF DISTINCTION
Make the Cruelest Call of All – Harsh Humiliating Phone Domination starts here
1-888-294-3868.
Or just click.
That’s the number that will change everything.
You need it – a fix of humiliation, advanced cuckolding, financial domination, fetish manipulation – and the services don’t get it. Most niteflirt girls kind of touch it, but don’t scratch the itch. You need a REAL Alpha Female Femdom with REAL life experience and a REAL fetish enjoyment in manipulating, abusing, and controlling men.
READ MORE ABOUT MY HUMILIATION FETISH
DIAL direct, DIAL on niteflirt, but take the plunge and DIAL.
I could be the intellectual, rather introverted girl next door. The one who you always were crushed on because you thought maybe she was obtainable. Maybe you could impress her with your smarts, and had a shot because you’re a nerd and she’s sort of a girl nerd.
I am here to put that little fantasy to bed. To Ol’ Yeller that little lamedick daydream once and for all. You will strike out, strike out SO hard. And this just draws you like a moth to the fire.
Here’s the deal. I’m an intellectual, alternative, (post)feminist art fucker who will decimate your ego with surgical precision and gleeful butch boot stomping. If you like a little Derrida with your pinky pulling, I’m your go-to girl. And there isn’t one better.
Add on the fact that I’m an actual factual fetishist. I don’t NEED latex, leather, high heels, sleepsacks, Japanese Hemp rope, electrotorture devices, and a transformation wardrobe to Dominate you. But fuck, man, FUCK – isn’t it more FUN that way?
I think there’s something weird about those who say no. And because I love this shit, live and breathe it, I’m much more adept at verbalizing it, conjuring it up, and rocking the fuck out of your phone and your cam session.
What else do you need to know? I love music. I deserve presents. I lead a very clean and healthy and disciplined lifestyle. When I go to bars, I usually drink straight soda and fuck with people’s heads. Read the blog section to see what trips my trigger. Buy something off my gift list when the desire to please me becomes too, too much. Yes, I say “fuck” a lot. I don’t think this cheapens me – class and earthiness don’t necessarily cancel one another out. If you need the Queen of England go find some Duchess Countess whoever who will do what you want by the hour. Ha.
