August 2, 2010

More for me! Something for you.

Beltway Bitch is forking over 1K for my trip East this September. I guess that merits spending enough time with him to kick him in the nuts, which he hates. We’re also planning some political theater idiocy for him at our nations landmarks, which should be a total blast – if there’s anything the angry left Dommes among us would like to see, do give me a request and I’ll see if I can make it happen.

I realize not everyone is that dedicated – yet! So to make giving easier – I’m developing some DIVINE wishlists at my favorite stores. I’ve been very resistant to wishlists in the past – I don’t like running around and I don’t like online shopping nearly as much as your average vapid twit with no life, but I’m on a sudden consumerist kick.  You’ll be able to humor me, and I’ll be posting highlighting each new wishlist in succession as I make them.

Now, because my generosity is really something else – a video teaser I just made for the site. Yes, my soles are fucking FILTHY in this clip. Some of you love that kind of thing, and for those who don’t – lick it anyway, fuckstick!

September 25, 2009

WORSHIP ME

SPOILING ME = YOUR DESTINY


I’m a haughty, spoiled, totally abusive and self-absorbed bitch.  That’s why you fucking LOVE me.

So point your LOVE the only direction it belongs. Shower me in luxury, prezzies, every little thing I want. NOW – you dribbling douchebag.

The following are acceptable to start. DO NOT send me VS or Fredericks, puke. Save that for some trailer park cam ho or your pig wife. Do not send me some stinky 25 bucks I can’t actually shop with, retard. This isn’t rocket science.

Maybe you’ll recognize your weakness and addiction.

make GC’s to: M. STERN

EMAIL ADDRESS: spoilarealgoddess@gmail.com
that’s ALL you need to know about me to shower me with gifts.

The Little Flirt Lingerie E-Certificate

L’Occitane en Provence

The only bath and body good enough

Puimond corsetry

Morgana Femme Couture corsetry

Divine!

Neiman Marcus online gift certificates

Fluevogs

Blahniks Schmaniks.

Sephora online gift certificates

Powell’s Books e-certificate

Stockroom.com – kinky tackle

Blick – creative jones