August 12, 2010

Updates, shoe lore and more

So I’ve made some updates to my c4s, as Mark the money monkey came through on the pedicure. He paid a bundle for the clip, knowing that tons of average strokers would get it for less, and already he’s bought it AGAIN like 5 times. It’s too funny how compulsive a real shoe boy can get when the shoes are SO fabulous.

I have a gorgeous onyx and pewter manicure and onyx toes – the nail techs are mystified by anyone who’d go so dark in summer, but hello, there’s a reason I should give a shit what everyone else does?

There’ll be a hypno clip featuring the manicure – a literal representation of my elegant claws. I know you can’t wait. In the meantime, salve your desperation on these clips.

A final warning
Once and once only I urge you to stop this madness, stop clicking, get out while you can. The problem is that I look so tantalizing, I sound so brilliant, and I paint a picture so seductive that you are sure to have trouble backing away – temptation and addiction are your lot in life.

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Mark Custom / this little piggie
Mark has already spend beaucoup on this, but he can buy it AGAIN with the rest of you! Additionally, there’s an infamous game of “this little piggie” something for foot boys, shoe boys and fans of being down at my feet for it’s POV perfection. Darling Poetic License heels with cherries – so chic.
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Dangerous Mind
How I make you helpless – a precise breakdown of why so many men become so incredibly weak for me – what my allure is and why you NEED to see this clip and why you NEED me
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October 27, 2009

WISHLIST MADNESS Crossposted from The GREED BLOG


Danish loser inspired me with his obediently sent MODCLOTH GC. We’ll see if modcloth has their heads up their butts like zappos did or if this will work well. If it does I’ll be making EVERYONE get modcloth GC’s until I feel outfitted enough.

My size is changing for the much smaller again, and so I’ll be needing things not to slide off my ass.

More MODCLOTH want items, each item is linked to its info – yum!


I’m utterly in love with the betsey johnson dress and the red gloves- totally not warm enough but it’s too early in the year to give a shit.

Get me greendot, or MODCLOTH gift certificates, so I can shop till YOU drop.

Sadly, Modcloth doesn’t do it for me much on bags, but I love the Uffizi.


God, I love this. My 1920′s fetish thrills to this dress, the color is Yum.