September 25, 2009

WORSHIP ME

SPOILING ME = YOUR DESTINY


I’m a haughty, spoiled, totally abusive and self-absorbed bitch.  That’s why you fucking LOVE me.

So point your LOVE the only direction it belongs. Shower me in luxury, prezzies, every little thing I want. NOW – you dribbling douchebag.

The following are acceptable to start. DO NOT send me VS or Fredericks, puke. Save that for some trailer park cam ho or your pig wife. Do not send me some stinky 25 bucks I can’t actually shop with, retard. This isn’t rocket science.

Maybe you’ll recognize your weakness and addiction.

make GC’s to: M. STERN

EMAIL ADDRESS: spoilarealgoddess@gmail.com
that’s ALL you need to know about me to shower me with gifts.

The Little Flirt Lingerie E-Certificate

L’Occitane en Provence

The only bath and body good enough

Puimond corsetry

Morgana Femme Couture corsetry

Divine!

Neiman Marcus online gift certificates

Fluevogs

Blahniks Schmaniks.

Sephora online gift certificates

Powell’s Books e-certificate

Stockroom.com – kinky tackle

Blick – creative jones