See, this is the deal. I love gay men. I respect and embrace my queer bretheren. I despise the little closet cocksucking fear fairies who can’t make up their mind, get over themselves and just say “I love to suck cock” and get ON with life. Those twisted little fairy monkeys still labor under the delusion that mock heterosexual men are BETTER than openly gay ones, and that makes me kind of want to puke. All over them.
Douglas is an interesting little headcase. When he first reached out to touch me (ugh) I think a couple of YEARS ago, he was well on his way crossing over the line – not merely sucking some cock, but actively pursuing other men. Even sharing little tales with me of how some bitchy queen at a bar accused him of wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt, to which he was like, ew, no. Douglas was well entrenched into not merely being a cocksucking freak, but almost NORMALIZED into fag culture completely.
As far as I’m concerned this is a good goal. NORMALIZED and gay is the best case outcome for little sissified queer non males with no cock and no heterosexual capabilities, so really, Douglas was JUST shy of a good outcome. A major makeover.
The problem with this, is that he continues to call me. And continues. In fact, every time Doug the faggot goes and does anything gay, which in his world SHOULD just be normal rational and integrated, he is compelled to get on the phone to the tune of whatever I feel like charging him and enter the cocksucker confessional, and tell me how hot it makes him that I *forced* him into blah whatever – Jesus. What a little fuck up.
So I’ve decided that Doug has really missed the boat. He’ll never be a calmly integrated healthy little gayboy while I have anything to do with it. He doesn’t deserve that. If I ever change my mind it’ll be when he EARNS it.
In the spirit of tormenting the little closet gnome with his lost heterosexuality, I had him perform my scathing UNDERCOVER SISSY assignment. The results were, I thought, the best in the bucket of jackoff replies this little audio yielded.
Not only did doug do it ONCE, he found himself compelled to do it THREE times!
I have to say, I appreciate that. I appreciate a man who understands the importance of the scientific method, and that results you only get one time could be some kind of a fluke. No. Doug go had to do the assignment THREE times and get soundly, absurdly, and crushingly rejected by THREE different women!
The bottom line is that Doug, from Hoboken, little closet homo freakshow, versus righteous gay dude – Would RATHER be REJECTED soundly by women than be ACCEPTED and have some hot sweaty awesome mansex.
Now, do you want to give doug a run for his title as the most fucked up little wannabe homo but can’t wahhhh headcase?
Try the UNDERCOVER SISSY challenge!
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