October 13, 2009

It’s the little things that bring out my inner homicidal maniac

http://aslipofagirl.blogspot.com/2009/10/underwear-in-your-hair.html

I love aslipofagirl. Don’t get me wrong.

And I love Angela St. Lawrence, who scooped this for me on twitter.
But what the ever loving fuckety fuck.

Cosmo.

Fuckers.

Yes, this makes perfect sense to me. It’s soooooo sexy. Men will love it.

These are the reasons, I motherfucking hate you, pervert, and relish making you cry andbeg for mercy.

No, YOU do it.

Send me a photo of you, with a thong on your head, and I will send you five free minutes. These will be very brutal minutes.

spoilarealgoddess@gmail.com