How to get on the phone with Princess Perfection.

Use the pingbox, my availability tweets, or the niteflirt button to check my availability.

Setting up an appointment = good move. Breaking an appointment = bad idea.

You can also follow my availability tweets for some idea when I’m around.

PHONE SUGGESTIONS:

Calling before noon CST will be sure to piss me off. Calling me in the afternoon when I’m at my best is sure to get you some platinum level degradation.

I don’t have a set schedule, but weekday days and friday nights tend to work well. Curse of the creative class, really. Suck it up.

Best way to know when I am available is to check niteflirt status and choose to call accordingly. Using the pingbox is welcome but better be brief and to the point.

I DO NOT DO CALLBACKS. If we’re disconnected, you call ME back.