Al bought me Lejaby panties and I almost said “thank you.”  Ed paid the note last week on my car and I spit on the floor and named my spit “Ed.”

Let’s face it – the reason you exist is to be of tangible benefit and use to a superior life form. You are like a little feeder animal of no consequence, and I am like a lioness. Far more beautiful and fascinating than you will ever be on your best day – and it’s fitting for you to suffer, tighten your belt and cut close to the budgetary bone to keep me in obscene LUXURY!

Paying princess is of utmost importance. And there are so many great ways to do it that you have NO excuse not to!

When you pay me, you are likely to show up in a shout out on the GREED BLOG. Don’t get impatient, fucker, I can’t even shop as fast as you little freaks can spend!

1. GREEN DOT MONEYPAK.

This is absolutely the best. All you have to do is buy a moneypak -you can USE CASH at walgreens, rite-aid, hell even WALMART. So now, NO ONE WILL KNOW you’re a freaky deaky pervert! Then email or call me with the number of the moneypak you bought and I get your cash. Voila.

FIND THE NEAREST MONEYPAK RETAILER – quick, spooger!

Moneypaks top out at $500, but I can keep loading and loading – so there’s no limit on what you can SPEND SPEND SPEND on your perfect Goddeess!

2. TRIBUTE ON NITEFLIRT

3. GO ON A SHOPPING SLAVE PRINCESS BENDER!

I prefer giftcards to wishlists, so this is how you will shop for me.
WHERE IS YOUR WISHLIST PRINCESS?

I do not like the hassle of registries. For the true freak who needs to understand my WANTS in a clear and enumerated fashion, read my blog. Then use the GIFT CERTIFICATES to fulfill my every decadent wish! ALL GIFT CERTIFICATES ARE TO BE EMAILED TO: spoilarealgoddess@gmail.com

4. THE ULTIMATE FOOL – WORSHIP MY GARBAGE

Yes, it is as stupid as it sounds. Pay 150 bucks and then get on your knees and PRAY to a photo of a coffee cup that sat on my desk. Stupid is your signature style – this assignment lets you PROVE it!

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