twiglette is an absolute A-1 jester. His antics are pretty much – priceless.
I’m just going to let this do the talking. All you need to know is that it was inspired by my order for him to jack off onto his toothbrush and use said toothbrush as usual – performed for me with aplomb on cam. I believe he did say “Oh my God, this is appalling.”
Yes. Yes it was.
And inspiring, evidently, as well.
ODE TO A TOOTHBRUSH
Dulcet bristles, white as silk
Please receive my loser milk
Should i spill or lose control
Discipline will take its toll
Born a loser, trained to serve
Stripped of ego, stripped of nerve
“This,” she said “is what you’ll do
“ruin out a plop of goo
“worry not, there is no rush
“but catch it all on your toothbrush.”
Utterly aghast was I
to brush with my homemade creampie
But not for me to question why
Just to make my dicklet cry
Never let the pleasure rise
Stop before you close your eyes
Have a care you don’t enjoy
Pleasures don’t attend the toy
Out it squirts with not a spasm
A classic ruination ‘gasm
Snared upon the springing bristle
Prior twas clean as a whistle
Now besmirched with beta juice
Once be-sacked and now sprung loose
Learn to like the salty taste
Defeat and shame both mixed with waste
Now into the mouth it goes
sliming up my toothful rows
Awful salty viscous stuff
Life, for cuckolds, can be rough
File under: Tributes. Literary. Disgusting.









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